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Let’s be real. Whether you’re single or in a committed relationship, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram can be a bit redundant on Valentine’s Day. Hop on social media and you’re bound to see at least one of three posts:

– “Look at my roses!”

– “Valentine’s Day is dumb. We don’t celebrate.”

– “I’m single. #foreveralone.”

There’s nothing necessarily wrong with either of these (maybe), but they’re a bit boring. Here are 15 social media posts we’d all rather see on February 14 (some warrant brief commentary): Continue Reading…

Wade’s Wisdom: Sleep Tweets Part 2

Wade —  February 4, 2014 —  Comments


Here we go again. “Sleep Tweets” is such a fun blog to write. If you missed PART 1, you can check it out here.

Occasionally, when I’m half awake, I’ll think of a funny tweet. If I have the strength to roll myself out of bed, I feverishly type the joke in my phone before collapsing back on my pillow. What’s great is that most of the time, I don’t remember what I saved the next day. Inevitably, they’ll be moments when I’m scrolling through my notes, or Twitter drafts, and see something that surprises me. Continue Reading…

Details on my new book

Wade —  December 31, 2012 —  Comments

ImageEarlier this year, I sat reading a very good book. At that moment a thought crossed my mind, “It would look really great if I could put ‘author’ down on my resume.” There was one problem though, writing a book is hard work. It takes months, if not years to pen a quality narrative that others would be willing to read. Not to mention the countless hours of revisions and proof-reading. I honestly don’t have time for that. So I began to think about the easiest way I could achieve my dream, while still being as lazy as possible.

Then it hit me. I could collect some of my tweets and then just self-publish them as an ebook. It was through this epiphany that I present to you, “The Comes a Point in Being Dumb, That Only a Genius Could Do It.” This book is a collection of some of the brightest and dumbest tweets from my Twitter handle @WadeHance. They will make you laugh. They will make you cry…because you laughed so hard.

You can purchase this ebook on as a Kindle book file. Even if you don’t have a Kindle device, don’t fret! You can still read the book. Most smartphones and tablets (including the iPad and iPhone) can download the Kindle app which will allow you to read the ebooks you download from You can even read a Kindle book from your computer if you do not have a smartphone or tablet. No excuses people.

I would love for you all to check out my book. Just think of all the things you could use it for! Read it when you can’t sleep for instant relief. Use my jokes at office parties to make new friends. Sound smart by telling others that you’ve read a book in one day. The list is endless people.

But wait there’s more! For a limited time only, my book is FREE! Yes, absolutely FREE (that’s $0.99 worth of savings)! This deal won’t last long (3 days to be exact) so make sure to download it now. You can download the book here.

If you enjoy the book, make sure to share the news with your friends on Facebook and Twitter. I’ll be using the hashtag #dumbbook. Also, make sure to rate the book on

Thanks so much everyone and I hope you enjoy the book!

– Wade